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memories
locked | priority | ~~received~~

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☠ Grandma’s Boy
~~☠ Seeking Three Friends for the End of the World~~ [memory 02! write-up]
~~☠ Jake English: Tomb Raider~~ [memory 09! write-up]
☠ Hope Floats

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~~☠ Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Moive~~ [memory 11! write-up]
~~☠ Letters to John~~ [memory 01! write-up]
☠ The Break-Up
☠ Sucker Punch
~~☠ The Page Turner~~ [memory 10! write-up]
☠ Curse of the Blue Light

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~~☠ The Island of Dr. Harlenglish~~ [memory 03! Day 272 write-up]
☠ Kissing Dirk Strider
☠ How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
☠ Grandma Got Run Over by Sea Hitler
~~☠ Fun with Dirk and Jane~~ [memory 13 297 write up]
☠ What Ever Happened to Not-Evil Jane?

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☠ Dirk, Robot
☠ Enter the Sburb
~~☠ G.I. Jake: The Rise of Batterwitch~~[memory 04! write up]
~~☠ Romancing the Bro~~[memory 06! write up]
☠ Dirk & Jake's Excellent Adventure

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~~☠ Jake and the Blue Girl~~ [memory 11 ~300 write up]
☠ It’s the Great Pumpkin, Jake English
~~☠ Bro Wars: Episode I- The Phantom Menace~~ [memory 05 279 write up]
☠ The Time Traveler’s Bunny
~~☠ The Gay Amigo~~ [memory 08! write up]

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~~☠ In Cold Blood~~ [memory 07! write up]
~~☠ Real Steel~~ [starter memory! write up]
~~☠ While You Were Sleeping~~[memory 12 297 write up]
~~☠ Ten Things I Hate About You~~ [memory 14 299 write up]
☠ Bad Grandma

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skills

special
☠ 2xpistolkind
☠ Do the hopey thing pt. 1- believe in it hard enough and it's a little less fake!!
☠ Do the hopey thing pt. 2- THE PAGE IS AWAKE AND YOUR SHIT IS SO FUCKING WRECKED IM FIRING MANY FANGED ANGELS OUT OF HOPESPLOSIONS STEP THE HELL OFF
☠ Trickster Mode

mundane
~~☠ Walking, talking IMDB (for shitty movies)~~ [skill 01 write up]
☠ Taxidermy/Cremation/knows his way around a corpse
~~☠ Technosemisavvy~~ [skill 03 write up]
~~☠ Boy Scout level survival skills~~ [skill 02 write up]
☠ Bear Grylls level survival skills
☠ Fisticuffs, scrums, and whatnot
☠ Deadly peanut allergy
☠ Ability to...remove...eyes...

other
☠ Sylladoodad
☠ Quirk

write-up: memory 07

memory 07: triv neg -- In Cold Blood
form:a leather tankard full of wine. Once the wine runs out, the memory is no longer there.
Enough for three 8 oz glasses of wine (or sips, as sips are enough for the memory).

from here to here

Jake is in the jungle and gets ambushed by a crabdad. Unlike his prior memories of the lusii monsters, he actually fights this one. He does it in a really cool and brave way too, like something out of a movie

except then he gets too excited and kills a cute, harmless fairy bull by accident :(

Learned:
-wasnt afraid of the monster!!! managed to scare it off too hooray
-really cool action hero jake english really wants his guns back
-ruthless tinkerbull killer :C

write-up: memory 05 + 06

memory 05: triv neu -- Bro Wars: Episode I- The Phantom Menace
form:a dog's tooth on a thong. Prick yourself with the tip to view the memory.
3 uses

( NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME A BONER DIRK!!! )
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memory 06: triv pos -- Romancing the Bro
form:Memory form is a card. Trade with someone else to view their memory—then trade back to view yours. day 281
1 use

( And you........got one. )

write-up: memory 3 + 4 + skill 02

memory 3: sig neg - The Island of Dr. Harlenglish
form: a sticky candy wrapper. Lick it to view your memory.
3 uses
( so very cry )
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skill 2: Boy Scout level survival skills
form: full shot glass of water

What it says on the glass. gives Jake back the ability to hold his own against the elements. He can start fires, tie knots, has...some knowledge of edible plants, how to set traps and hunt, how to prepare pumpkin in a variety of ways...boy scout stuff. just don't leave him outside for too long.

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memory 4: triv pos - G.I. Jake: The Rise of Batterwitch
form: five pieces of team-colored candies, one from each Personae. The candies are flavored to your team (Peridot is lime, Tiger's Eye is lemon, Sapphire is blueberry, etc).
5 uses, 276

from bottom of the log here and the following pages until he gets knocked out by aranea

it's jake living the dream and giving hell to sea hitler. yeah boi
( get on my level )

write-up: memory 02

memory 02: sig pos -- Seeking Three Friends for the End of the World
form:a glass lotus candle holder, and yes, it was made from the mirror shards. The candle, in the colour of your team, needs to be lit to see the memory, and uses unlimited until the wick is totally burned out and the candle needs replacing. 270

this one is another headcanon one but it's described vaguely

jake gets a message on pesterchum, a chat program, from a mysterious stranger who offers to introduce him to some people they think jake will qUite enjoy UvU!!!!!!!

those people turn out to be jane crocker, dirk strider, and roxy lalonde, who become his VERY BEST FRIENDS.

learned:
-his chum handle is golgothasTerror and he types in green, dirk is timaeusTestified and he types in orange, jane is gutsyGumshoe and she types in blue, roxy is tipsyGnostalgic and she types in pink!!
-he still has no idea what jane or rox look like because he was communicating via txt
-that's about it but he knows he has friends and he misses the girls very much and is very happy he remembers meeting dirk

kiss game continuations

u3u

write-up: memory 01

Sig neu - Letters to John
form: tin statues of horses that can fit in your palm. Wind the base once, and it will spin around for one memory.
4 uses

Several pages: writing this letter and this + a couple pages after until captchalogues the bunny

Jake writes a letter to John, one of his grandma's friends, and prepares to send it with Terry Kiser, a roborabbit with lots of armaments meant to save John from Jack. He's doing all of this on his penpal/"grandma" Jade's instruction.

Learned:

-KNOWS JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-john likes movies john is really rad john john john we're going to be friends john
-grandma jade '^'
-lots and lots of time shenanigans
-knows about his puzzle modus
-probs some other stuff?? idk i just skimmed quickly ill add more later

write-up: skill 01

Mundane - Walking, talking IMDB (for most shitty movies, some mediocre ones, some arguably good ones)
Earned: 261
Form: single long strip of worn paper with a line drawn down its center in red ink. Tear it.)

Gives Jake his encyclopedic knowledge about such timeless classics as Weekend At Bernies, Avatar, Tomb Raider, Indiana Jones, A Knight's Tale, any movie that might feature a blue character, probably all Nic Cage/action adventure schlockfests/whatever. His taste is indiscriminate but he's got posters of movies that adhere to certain themes, like KNIGHTS!!! MUMMIES!! TOMBS!!!! etc so yeah, he doesn't know every movie. He just knows a lot of them.

write-up: starter memory

Real Steel

consists of Jake's POV during Prince of Heart: Rise Up

it's nothing but Jake getting his ass beaten by Brobot. so when he meets the non-metal version of Dirk, everything will be 100% cute and happy and no one will feel uncomfortable or upset!

Learned:
• ROBOTS ARE FRIGGIN AWFUL
• DOUPLE PISTOLS to fight!!!11
• also double pistols and a wink
• i'm a hard dude wow
• i also got my ass beaten
• we were fighting on an island with lots of weird statues and a volcano and weird white fairy bulls that i tried to shoot
• uh i can remove my eyes...when i take off my glasses..... (im just going to go make this a skill i guess... :|a)

stats ☠ aather

Name Pistachio Mustache // Jake English
Age 16
Team Citrine

Height/Build uhh probably like 5'9" and he's solidly built, sorta stocky and not ripped or anything
Hair Color/Eye Color his hair is dark, black-brown, and his eyes are limpid pools of emerald green
Notable Traits he's got dark skin, looks like he probably spent a lot of time running around outside getting into trouble. Has lots of scrape and cut scars all over his body. Silly awful overbite teeth. Pretty much blind without his glasses.

LOOKS AN AMAZING AMOUNT LIKE JOHN.

Also has an awful tattoo.

Other he's a god (Page of Hope) but not until he unlocks that skill.